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(But see Jay Baruchel as Carter, below.)Īs Barry, the team tech wizard, Milan Carter does make an impression, in part because he’s given extra character points: He’s “Uncle Barry” to Luke’s children, a superhero fanboy, and he gets a romance, too, with NSA import Tina (Aparna Brielle), a case of nerd recognizing nerd. Purely in terms of hotness, he’s a match for Emma, and assumptions will be made. (Her nickname comes from Subaru, which has a history of marketing to lesbians.) Aldon (Travis Van Winkle) is buff and handsome and called Pooh Bear “on account of all the honeypots he collects” - that is, he uses sex as an operational tool. Roo (Fortune Feimster) is good at math, and gay. (Some will get a brief backstory speech to indicate that they are complicated, even wounded people.) (MBA from Wharton - that might tell you something.) Luke also has a grown son, Oscar (Devon Bostick), who is developing an app and, apart from a subplot involving his young stepdaughter, is more or less beside the point.īacking up Luke, and eventually Emma - for they will, of course, be forced to work together, however much their egos clash - is your typical variety pack of agents, none of whom are particularly developed as characters, even given a good amount of screentime. To complicate matters, and underscore the generational theme, Boro is the son of a man Luke killed many years before, when he was undercover himself guilt-ridden, he anonymously put the boy through school. “And now I’m an adult still pretending to be perfect.” Luke, who is oddly puritanical about smoking, drinking and language, at least when it comes to his daughter, just wishes he had his little girl back. “How could you leave a perfect kid?” asks Emma, who strove to win the approval of the often absent Luke with good grades and violin playing. There is much mocking, and obsessing, among them. Tally, meanwhile, has been seeing Donnie (Andy Buckley), a man who is so obviously no competition he might as well not exist at all, except to give Luke something to obsess over and other characters another thing to mock. (Schwarzenegger, 75, is playing 65.) He has bought a boat, which he insists on calling a ship (it’s a boat), in hopes that he can get his ex-wife, Tally (Fabiana Udenio), to sail away with him.

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It won’t be the last one he smokes.Ĭreated by Nick Santora, whose 2014 series “ Scorpion” is a less comical cousin of the current entry, and premiering Thursday on Netflix, the series takes its title from old acronymic army slang for (to put it politely) “Fouled Up Beyond all Repair/Recognition,” and not, as one might think, “Feeling Unmoved by Another Retread.” Ripping a page from the execrable Schwarzenegger feature “ True Lies,” recently rebooted into a not racist, not sexist television series, it stars the former governor of California as Luke Brunner, a CIA agent whose family assumes him to be an ordinary businessman - with the added twist that daughter Emma (Monica Barbaro) is also secretly a CIA agent.

Perhaps he had it written into his contract, and possibly the production budget. As if to leave no doubt who we’re looking at behind the grizzled beard and worn features, our first glimpse of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the action comedy “ FUBAR,” his first-ever scripted live-action television series, shows him smoking a big cigar.

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